It’s a Saturday night and people my age are just about getting ready to hit the club and spend the entire night dancing because the night is young but here I am, all alone, by myself, in my favorite red pajamas that has little reindeers on it.
No I am not drinking milk. Yes I am drinking chocolate milk with a side of chocolate chip cookies. Don’t we all love that? .
Before you start judging me with questions, let me tell you a little bit about why I started this website and a little bit more about, why I don’t have a girlfriend.
My name is Steve Copeland. Pursuing a career after my studies was a no biggie for me as compared to pursuing a socially balanced life with a girlfriend in it. I knew I loved wordpress and I knew I loved every part of HTML so it was just a matter for choosing the direction in which I had to proceed. Girlfriend on the other hand was a mysterious world for me where I had little to no information.
So instead of working on improving my social skills at interacting with people, dancing to the beats and drinking without throwing up, I spent my days (and nights) working on themes, creating codes and breaking down different EFG.
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9 failed attempts at having a girlfriend and 24 times getting friend zoned. There was one exception where I dated a girl for 5 weeks only to find out she only spoke to me because she wanted to start her website about makeup and fashion. That was the 24th friend zone.
Anyway, so being a wordpress and HTML worm, I have a lot of insight about every nook and cranny of wordpress themes. I simply have a passion for themes where every element placement is spot on, from the menu to the widgets. You can say, I love themes that are not just beautiful on the outside, but they are equally amazing from the inside. That would actually fit perfectly for the kind of girl I would like to date.
You will find a wide selection of themes for WordPress on DynaThemes.com that you can use to create your own little fun site. These themes have been handpicked after a lot of research so that only the best can reach you. If you see a random link in the page, at any cost, do not run away. I repeat, do not run away. It can sense fear *wink*.
Just kidding, those are affiliated links from theme sites from where you can download/purchase the theme for use. Don’t worry, it won’t cost you extra. It will only return me a small compensation that helps me get through life on daily basis. This is where I am thankful that I do not have a girlfriend, because ain’t nobody got time to buy her presents on her birthdays, anniversaries and Valentine’s Day.
So that’s as much disclosure I can give you. I hope you enjoyed my little tantrum. The power of nap compels me.
Out and about.